@kaniini In the UK people called 999 when KFC ran out of chicken... πŸ€¦β€β™‚οΈ

Ultimately the fire of Notre Dame is a sad loss of art, and if someone is using it as an opportunity to propel their social capital with edgy jokes, it is adviseable to unfollow/mute/block them

Guys: β€œWell you know, there were many people working on those algorithms, it’s not only Katie Bouman work but rather a team effort.”

Also guys: β€œElon Musk is sending rockets on Mars, he makes electric cars, he invented tunnels, he’s such a genius, I love him.”

@Mastodon Is there an ETA on a new Docker build for 2.8.0?

TWITTER: your UI problems are utterly ignored by the devs so they can spend more time mixing up the order of the timeline
MASTODON: your UI problems are brutally subtooted by the lead developer within minutes

People on Mastodon will CW something like "aaah!!! i'm really in love" as "lewd"

While at the same having a display name like "Tentacle Domme Slut"

Buy bitcoin

I don't know why this is so funny but I can't stop laughing at it

Mark Zuckerberg is a piece of shit. His platform sucks ass so now that governments are investigating it he's all like, I wish it could be better but there's no laws for it, it's not my fault! Fuck off

Media publishers, it’s bad enough your affiliated with third party ad-tech. But spinning it like your doing readers a favour with β€˜personalization’ is a crock of stinky-poo.

walked into my house last night to our TV screen frozen on this

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oh no

are "just imagine if gnu were a lisp machine" and "ocaps would fix this security problem" the "bernie would have won" of computer science

is that me

anyway lemme just say rn that interoperability is more important than ~decentralization~ and p2p is useless if you have to install 100 different p2p apps just to communicate with everybody

I'm in work so early this morning that when my colleague walked in he immediately asked if I was okay πŸ˜†

My workplace just had a bake-off and now I'm going into a bit of a food coma and I'm not gonna get anything done for a while.

@fribbledom Granted if one wanted to be considered "charitable" there's more overhead, and more restrictions on activities, which will inevitably vary by jurisdiction.

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